What you will need:
- A profound level of exhaustion
- A series of disconcerting decisions
- Your unsuspecting spouse
- Get home after long hard day.
- Immediately retreat to bedroom.
- In your hurry to get into bed, forget to turn on lights.
- Set yourself up with a heating pad and prepare to watch TV.
- Be so tired, forget to turn on heating pad.
- Sit there so long the sun sets and now you’re in the dark.
- Hope your Amazon firestick crashes right as spouse comes in to check on you.
- Spouse finds you sitting in the dark, lying on an unplugged heating pad, staring at blank TV screen.
- Mission accomplished.