By Ann

What you will need:

• A profound level of exhaustion
• A series of disconcerting decisions
• Your unsuspecting spouse

 

Steps:

1. Get home after long hard day.
2. Immediately retreat to bedroom.
3. In your hurry to get into bed, forget to turn on lights.
4. Set yourself up with a heating pad and prepare to watch TV.
5. Be so tired, forget to turn on heating pad.
6. Sit there so long the sun sets and now you’re in the dark.
7. Hope your Amazon firestick crashes right as spouse comes in to check on you.
8. Spouse finds you sitting in the dark, lying on an unplugged heating pad, staring at blank TV screen.
9. Mission accomplished.