Titles for Unsettling and/or Deeply Alienating Children’s Books

By Shawn

1. Sigmund Freud And Our Dynamic
2. Just Who Is Mommy Really?
3. The Lobster That Was Not Anthropomorphic
4. A Beginner’s Guide To College Debt
5. Where The Wild Things Aren’t, Because It’s Boring There
6. Daddy Will Someday Grow Frail
7. Under The Bed?: The Real Monsters Are Inside You
8. The Stork That Takes Returns
9. Never Trust a Turtle
10. Goodnight, Ozone Layer
11. Where’s Waldo?: My God, He’s Right Behind You
12. Strange Hugs
13. Blood on the Inside, Blood on the Outside
14. The Very Emotionally Hungry Caterpillar
15. What’s It All About, Werner Herzog?
16. Newer Baby Is Best
17. So You’ve Decided To Live
18. Are You My Mommy? 2: “Nope,” Says Everything
19. Richard Scarry’s Big Book of Regicides
20. Oh Boy Let’s Sort The Mail