By Shawn STEP 1: STEP 2: STEP 3: STEP 4: STEP 5:
By Ann Yesterday, my mom and I went to the MVA together. Here’s how that went. — After waiting for two hideous hours: Mom: Hi, we want to transfer the car title from me to my daughter. MVA Rep: You don’t have the same last name. You need proof of relation if you don’t have […]
By Shawn Inauguration Day is here, and it’s time to celebrate our nation’s first orange president with appropriately Trump-themed fashion! With the help of Adobe Photoshop, I’ve thrown together some fresh looks you can sport to usher in the coming Dark Age in style!
By Ann & Emily Ahhhh, guess what?! Our rockin’ graphic designer, Emily, did a webcomic makeover of my Late Night Chats post. This is the first installment… Webcomics and Emily for the win!!
By Shawn What you will need: cat (alive) pills for the cat pill pockets Steps: Make sure you have a cat and that it’s alive (see “What you will need”). Check that your cat has some kind of medical problem—if it doesn’t, you can stop right here. Get the pills that are supposed to fix […]
By Ann Anxiety: Hey, bud, wanna think about the fuuuuuture? Me: No. It’s 1:30am. Anxiety: That’s the perfect time to think about the fuuuuuture, when everyone else is asleep and no one can hear you scream. Me: Come on, Anxiety, this is a played out trope. We don’t have to do this. Mix things up. […]